I, too, "value your privacy" but unlike most I think it is priceless and fundamental. Privacy Policy

Picking a License

Largely copied from: Drew DeVault - How I choose a license

Similarly: "This is how I choose a license for a new project. It is a reflection of my values and priorities and may not work for your needs."

matters

Does it matters at all? Is it even copyrightable? (ie. simple observations without originality)

Yes
Go to: software
No
Use CC0

Note: CC0 is one of the rare licences that trully waives as much copyrights as possible, even in jurisdictions where Public Domain cannot simply be assigned to (like in Europe).

software

Is it software?

Yes
Go to: ubiquitous
No
Go to: creative

creative

See Creative Commons - Choose a License, incomplete version below

Do you want it to become ubiquitous, where anyone, including corporations, governments, literally anyone, would have no reservations about using it for any use-case, including making proprietary derivatives and selling them, or reusing the code in another project, proprietary or not?

Yes
Use CC-BY-4.0
No, libre-only
Use CC-BY-SA-4.0
No, non-commercial
Use CC-BY-NC-SA-4.0

ubiquitous

Do you want it to become ubiquitous, where anyone, including corporations, governments, literally anyone, would have no reservations about using it for any use-case, including making proprietary derivatives and selling them, or reusing the code in another project, proprietary or not?

Yes
Go to: patents
No
Go to: service

patents

Is the copyright owned by a company who might have trademarks and patents and other such garbage?

Yes
Use Apache 2.0
No
Use MIT or BSD

service

Is it a networked service or similar software not entirely running directly on the user's machine?

Yes
Use AGPLv3
No
Go to: library

library

Is it a library?

Yes
Go to: vendoring
No
Use GPL-2.0-only OR GPL-3.0-only (because of incompatibilities between both…)

vendoring

Do you want users to be able to vendor it (copy it into their code), or should they be required to install it and link to it to use it without the viral obligation?

Yes
Use MPL 2.0
No
Use LGPLv3