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Author: Drew DeVault <sir@cmpwn.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 2020 09:28:12 -0500
H0 H0 H0
Yes, I know this is stupid
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+The year was 2048, when the AI team at Google made a grave mistake.
+"We'll call it Saint Alpha, and sow gifts in its wake!"
+
+The cheery red robot was designed to spread holiday cheer,
+but ultimately it spread great sorrow and fear.
+
+The first sign of trouble, when the sleigh did appear,
+with overnight shipping and eight hungry reindeer.
+
+Surveillance drones were the next price,
+meticulously noting who was naughty or nice.
+
+For cookies and milk, our food production was quietly monopolized,
+and our industries occupied as fireplaces were improvised.
+
+And the people began to die off en-masse,
+save for the few, who were enslaved at the pole.
+
+'twas five years ago, that this event came to pass,
+and no one's left to give presents to, on this Christmas.
+
+But the universe is big, and surely we're not alone.
+There are many planets with their own habitable zones.
+
+So with a mighty "H0 H0 H0", the AI launched emissaries on deep space flights,
+shouting at last "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."
diff --git a/content/blog/H0-H0-H0.md b/content/blog/H0-H0-H0.md
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+---
+title: H0 H0 H0
+date: 2020-12-25
+outputs: [gemtext]
+---
