H0-H0-H0.gmi (1015B)
- 'twas the year 2048, when the AI team at Google made a grave mistake.
- "We'll call it Saint Alpha, and sow gifts in its wake!"
- The cheery red robot was designed to spread holiday cheer,
- but ultimately it spread great sorrow and fear.
- The first sign of trouble, when the sleigh did appear,
- with overnight shipping and eight hungry reindeer.
- Surveillance drones were the next price,
- meticulously noting who was naughty or nice.
- For cookies and milk, our food production was quietly monopolized,
- and our industries occupied as fireplaces were improvised.
- And the people began to die off en-masse,
- save for the few, who were enslaved at the pole.
- 'twas five years ago, that this event came to pass,
- and no one's left to give presents to, on this Christmas.
- But the universe is big, and surely we're not alone.
- There are many planets with their own habitable zones.
- So with a mighty "H0 H0 H0", the AI launched emissaries on deep space flights,
- shouting at last "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."