commit: 82abd9800917309a7c155222b648b57ce9c89e97
parent 83d61d3257c391de0097c8fe75262ac0c240ae56
Author: Haelwenn (lanodan) Monnier <contact@hacktivis.me>
Date: Fri, 2 May 2025 11:56:52 +0200
notes/fortunes.txt: Add some more
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@@ -232,3 +232,55 @@ There's too much documentation.
Is LISP a candidate for a scripting language? While you can certainly write things rapidly in it, I cannot in good conscience call LISP a scripting language. By policy, LISP has never really catered to mere mortals... And, of course, mere mortals have never really forgiven LISP for not catering to them.
— Larry Wall, State of the Onion 11 <http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2007/12/06/soto-11.html>
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+I would not wish Autotools on an enemy.
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+HODIE NATUS EST RADICI FRATER
+— https://multicians.org/hodie-natus-est.html
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+- So what do you do?
+- I'm a supervillain.
+- What's you name?
+- Autocorrector.
+- HAHAHA! Are you Sirius? What's your super powder? Wait a minion… waht the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
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+The inventor of autocorrect died
+The funnel will be held tomato
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+In the near future, corporate networks reach out to the stars,
+electrons and light flow through out the universe.
+The computerization however, has not yet wiped out nations
+and ethnic groups.
+- Ghost in the Shell
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+The student approached the Master and said "He wants to put a million people on Mars by 2040! That's so amazing!"
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+The Master replied. "I have a better plan. I will put a million people on Antarctica by 2040."
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+"But that sounds fucking insane. Why would you want to do something that stupid? It's a barren wasteland that's difficult to populate and would provide us with absolutely nothing!"
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+At that moment, the student was enlightened.
+— Chris Armstrong, 2024 <https://mastodon.social/@Rhodium103/113118466140842493>
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+Welcome to Node.js v22.12.0.
+Type ".help" for more information.
+> throw "rock"
+Uncaught 'rock'
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+RARE isn't well-done
+— Rob Blokzijl of Nikhef/HEPnet/RIPE
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+X.Org X Server 1.20.13
+X Protocol Version 11, Revision 0
+Fatal server error:
+[ 53.246] DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED
+[ 53.246] YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS
+Please consult the The X.Org Foundation support
+ at http://wiki.x.org for help.
+— https://fedi.rubedo.gay/objects/443960be-8642-4082-ba47-87fb81a0a6a8
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+“Well, ---- me,” he said. “A ----ing wizard. I hate ----ing wizards!”
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+“You shouldn’t ---- them, then,” muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.
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+— from “Mort“, Sir Terry Pratchett
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