commit: 3854cff1d70ade99f6933e657c71934a86702ec6
parent 0774e35072069916103995780f9ccdafe50c2807
Author: Haelwenn (lanodan) Monnier <contact@hacktivis.me>
Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2024 03:06:37 +0200
notes/fortunes: add few more
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1 file changed, 23 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)
diff --git a/notes/fortunes.txt b/notes/fortunes.txt
@@ -36,6 +36,9 @@ A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, w
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
— Ron Jeffries
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+BEWARE: the docs lie!
+— /usr/share/xcb/randr.xml line 96
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A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn’t even know existed can render your own computer unusable.
— Leslie Lamport
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@@ -142,8 +145,26 @@ I'd rather drink a pint of castor oil than let anyone use my machines.
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I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older now I'm older and this shit sucks
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-BEWARE: the docs lie!
-— /usr/share/xcb/randr.xml line 96
+we went directly from free software being bad to saying that the software community matters more than software quality without ever passing through the software being good first
+— https://shitposter.world/objects/d0f33a25-5dd9-4957-98ea-fac5eaceca07
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+❌ free as in beer
+❌ free as in speech
+✅ free as in the shelf you picked up off the side of the road that had a big FREE sign
+— https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/0981d0ff-73fb-4776-9670-483078d6b010
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+In Computer Programming; 1 + 1 = …
+A: 11; B: 2; C: 10; D: "11"
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+fool stack developer
+— https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/814bbacf-0b5f-4c67-830e-920d9e3f3e8a
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+Program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs, but it is hopelessly inadequate for showing their absence.
+— Edsger W. Dijkstra, "The Humble Programmer" (1972)
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+In short, you can't use sizeof() on a structure whose elements haven't been
+defined, and if you do, demons may fly out of your nose.
+— John F. Woods, <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.std.c/c/ycpVKxTZkgw/m/S2hHdTbv4d8J>
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Better just drag this porn .mp4 accross the full width of my desktop over work chat to the media pla oops dropped it
— 2021-02-13 "vlc media player" <https://bonequest.com/8001>
