commit: 02fcef190637f434707a8072479e2793d76e01d0
parent 0ca8554799ae0885d7ed98127c97389486c53ebe
Author: Haelwenn (lanodan) Monnier <contact@hacktivis.me>
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2024 15:00:48 +0200
notes/fortunes.txt: bump
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diff --git a/notes/fortunes.txt b/notes/fortunes.txt
@@ -146,18 +146,18 @@ I'd rather drink a pint of castor oil than let anyone use my machines.
I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older now I'm older and this shit sucks
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we went directly from free software being bad to saying that the software community matters more than software quality without ever passing through the software being good first
-— https://shitposter.world/objects/d0f33a25-5dd9-4957-98ea-fac5eaceca07
+— sun@shitposter.club 2024-04-13 https://shitposter.world/objects/d0f33a25-5dd9-4957-98ea-fac5eaceca07
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❌ free as in beer
❌ free as in speech
✅ free as in the shelf you picked up off the side of the road that had a big FREE sign
-— https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/0981d0ff-73fb-4776-9670-483078d6b010
+— @astrid@fedi.astrid.tech 2024-03-31 https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/0981d0ff-73fb-4776-9670-483078d6b010
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In Computer Programming; 1 + 1 = …
A: 11; B: 2; C: 10; D: "11"
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fool stack developer
-— https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/814bbacf-0b5f-4c67-830e-920d9e3f3e8a
+— @astrid@fedi.astrid.tech 2024-07-04 https://fedi.astrid.tech/objects/814bbacf-0b5f-4c67-830e-920d9e3f3e8a
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Program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs, but it is hopelessly inadequate for showing their absence.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra, "The Humble Programmer" (1972)
@@ -186,3 +186,24 @@ Internet Explorer allows one to browse the Internet from your computer, and vice
At this point, geofronts only exist within Japan and in science fiction.
- User:Kiwima on https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=geofront&oldid=67882629
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+Q: Why doesn't Linode offer Windows VPS by default?
+A: It's called Linode, and that means "Linux node", it's not called "Winode".
+Q: If I install FreeBSD, does it mean that the host is going to open chatrooms for everyone?
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+Sashok: Здравствуйте, это канал об аниме?
+Да.
+Sashok: Как мне пропатчить KDE2 под FreeBSD?
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+Somehow I've lucked out and have an 8yo who thinks secretly reading under the covers past her bedtime is an act of rebellion, and it hasn't yet occurred to her that her flashlights never seem to run out of batteries.
+— Robert McNees 2020-08-13 - https://mastodon.social/@mcnees/110334058263166569
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+here are the stable
+*gestures towards horse stables containing Debian*
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+and here are the unstables
+*gestures towards horse stables containing a version of Debian which is not fully tested, flickers, glitches in and out of reality, and explodes sending several car hammers in many directions*
+— https://tapenoise.cafe/@kix3n/112182258732358279
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+One of the big cries today is that software costs too much, and you can't maintain it.
+— Admiral Grace Hopper, Future Possibilities: Data, Hardware, Software, and People (1982) <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW7ZHpKuqZg> (00:15:08)
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