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4 <title>Critical Value</title>
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6 <updated>2017-04-16T21:47:25Z</updated>
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14 <summary>a cool dude.</summary>
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29 <published>2017-04-07T11:02:56Z</published>
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31 <title>lambadalambda shared a status by 0xroy@social.wxcafe.net</title>
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36 <published>2017-04-07T11:01:59Z</published>
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38 <title>New status by 0xroy@social.wxcafe.net</title>
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45 <summary>ta caution weeb | discussions privées : <a href="https://💌.0xroy.me" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">💌.0xroy.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></summary>
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50 <poco:displayName>「R O Y 🍵 B O S」</poco:displayName>
51 <poco:note>ta caution weeb | discussions privées : <a href="https://%F0%9F%92%8C.0xroy.me" rel="nofollow noopener"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">💌.0xroy.me</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></poco:note>
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56 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>someone pls eli5 matrix (protocol) and riot</p></content>
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61 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>someone pls eli5 matrix (protocol) and riot</p></content>
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69 <published>2017-04-06T11:10:19Z</published>
70 <updated>2017-04-06T11:10:19Z</updated>
71 <title>lambadalambda shared a status by areyoutoo@mastodon.xyz</title>
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76 <published>2017-04-05T17:36:41Z</published>
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78 <title>New status by areyoutoo@mastodon.xyz</title>
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85 <summary>devops | retired gamedev | always boost puppy pics</summary>
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90 <poco:displayName>Raw Butter</poco:displayName>
91 <poco:note>devops | retired gamedev | always boost puppy pics</poco:note>
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96 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>Some UX thoughts for <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/mastodev" class="mention hashtag">#<span>mastodev</span></a>:</p><p>- Would be nice if I could work on multiple draft toots? Clicking to reply to someone seems to erase any draft I had been working on.</p><p>- Kinda risky to click on the Federated Timeline if it loads new toots and scrolls 10ms before I click on something.</p><p>I probably don't know enough web frontend to help, but it might be fun to try.</p></content>
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102 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>Some UX thoughts for <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/mastodev" class="mention hashtag">#<span>mastodev</span></a>:</p><p>- Would be nice if I could work on multiple draft toots? Clicking to reply to someone seems to erase any draft I had been working on.</p><p>- Kinda risky to click on the Federated Timeline if it loads new toots and scrolls 10ms before I click on something.</p><p>I probably don't know enough web frontend to help, but it might be fun to try.</p></content>
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110 <published>2017-04-06T10:15:38Z</published>
111 <updated>2017-04-06T10:15:38Z</updated>
112 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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115 <summary xml:lang="en">This is a test for cw federation</summary>
116 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>This is a test for cw federation body text.</p></content>
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124 <published>2017-04-05T07:14:53Z</published>
125 <updated>2017-04-05T07:14:53Z</updated>
126 <title>lambadalambda shared a status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
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131 <published>2017-04-05T06:12:09Z</published>
132 <updated>2017-04-05T07:12:47Z</updated>
133 <title>New status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
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138 <name>lambadalambda</name>
139 <email>lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</email>
140 <summary>Call me Deacon Blues.</summary>
141 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda"/>
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145 <poco:displayName>Constance Variable</poco:displayName>
146 <poco:note>Call me Deacon Blues.</poco:note>
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151 <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Federation 101: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment thumbnail">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o</a></content>
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155 </activity:object>
156 <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Federation 101: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment thumbnail">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1lYU5CA40o</a></content>
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164 <published>2017-04-05T05:44:48Z</published>
165 <updated>2017-04-05T05:44:48Z</updated>
166 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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169 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> just a test.</p></content>
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178 <published>2017-04-04T06:31:09Z</published>
179 <updated>2017-04-04T06:31:09Z</updated>
180 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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183 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>Looks like you still can&apos;t delete your account here (PRIVACY!), but I won&apos;t be posting here anymore, my main account is <span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span></p></content>
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192 <published>2017-04-04T06:18:16Z</published>
193 <updated>2017-04-04T06:18:16Z</updated>
194 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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197 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@ghostbar" class="u-url mention">@<span>ghostbar</span></a></span> Remember to rewrite it in Rust once you&apos;re done.</p></content>
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201 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1559263"/>
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207 <published>2017-04-03T18:01:20Z</published>
208 <updated>2017-04-03T18:01:20Z</updated>
209 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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212 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/@Azurolu" class="u-url mention">@<span>Azurolu</span></a></span> You mean gs.smuglo.li?</p></content>
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216 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535844"/>
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222 <published>2017-04-03T18:01:05Z</published>
223 <updated>2017-04-03T18:01:05Z</updated>
224 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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227 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>There&apos;s nothing wrong with having several alt accounts all across the fediverse. Try out another mastodon instance (<a href="https://icosahedron.website" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">icosahedron.website</span><span class="invisible"></span></a>) or a GNU Social instance (like <a href="https://shitposter.club" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">shitposter.club</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> or <a href="https://freezepeach.xyz" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">freezepeach.xyz</span><span class="invisible"></span></a>), or friendica. They are all on the same network, so you can still follow all your friends!</p></content>
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230 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535837"/>
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235 <published>2017-04-03T17:31:30Z</published>
236 <updated>2017-04-03T17:31:30Z</updated>
237 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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240 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@20Hz" class="u-url mention">@<span>20Hz</span></a></span> you could also try out a GS instance, which are on the same network :)</p></content>
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250 <published>2017-04-03T17:31:08Z</published>
251 <updated>2017-04-03T17:31:08Z</updated>
252 <title>lambadalambda shared a status by shpuld@shitposter.club</title>
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257 <published>2017-04-03T17:06:43Z</published>
258 <updated>2017-04-03T17:12:06Z</updated>
259 <title>New status by shpuld@shitposter.club</title>
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265 <email>shpuld@shitposter.club</email>
266 <summary></summary>
267 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shitposter.club/shpuld"/>
268 <link rel="avatar" type="image/jpeg" media:width="120" media:height="120" href="https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/005/895/original/5381-original-20170401213417.jpeg?1491082522"/>
269 <link rel="header" type="" media:width="700" media:height="335" href="/headers/original/missing.png"/>
270 <poco:preferredUsername>shpuld</poco:preferredUsername>
271 <poco:displayName>shp</poco:displayName>
272 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
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275 <activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb>
276 <content type="html" xml:lang="en">reposting the classic <a href="https://shitposter.club/file/89c5fe483526caf3a46cfc5cdd4ae68061054350e767397731af658d54786e31.jpg" class="attachment" rel="nofollow external">https://shitposter.club/attachment/219846</a></content>
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279 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
280 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shitposter.club/notice/2251717"/>
281 </activity:object>
282 <content type="html" xml:lang="en">reposting the classic <a href="https://shitposter.club/file/89c5fe483526caf3a46cfc5cdd4ae68061054350e767397731af658d54786e31.jpg" class="attachment" rel="nofollow external">https://shitposter.club/attachment/219846</a></content>
283 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
284 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
285 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535166"/>
286 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535166.atom"/>
287 </entry>
288 <entry>
289 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1503929:objectType=Status</id>
290 <published>2017-04-03T17:30:43Z</published>
291 <updated>2017-04-03T17:30:43Z</updated>
292 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
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295 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@ghostbar" class="u-url mention">@<span>ghostbar</span></a></span> Normally you shouldn&apos;t be running tens of thousands of users on one instance... That&apos;s one of the reasons for federation.</p></content>
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297 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
298 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
299 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535144"/>
300 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1535144.atom"/>
301 <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1503526:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@ghostbar/1503526"/>
302 </entry>
303 <entry>
304 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1477255:objectType=Status</id>
305 <published>2017-04-03T08:24:39Z</published>
306 <updated>2017-04-03T08:24:39Z</updated>
307 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
308 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
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310 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@dot_tiff" class="u-url mention">@<span>dot_tiff</span></a></span> it&apos;s the vaporwave mode.</p></content>
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313 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
314 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1513305"/>
315 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1513305.atom"/>
316 <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1477220:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@dot_tiff/1477220"/>
317 </entry>
318 <entry>
319 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1476210:objectType=Status</id>
320 <published>2017-04-03T07:45:42Z</published>
321 <updated>2017-04-03T07:45:42Z</updated>
322 <title>lambadalambda shared a status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
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326 <id>tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-04-03:noticeId=1475727:objectType=note</id>
327 <published>2017-04-03T07:44:43Z</published>
328 <updated>2017-04-03T07:44:48Z</updated>
329 <title>New status by lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</title>
330 <author>
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333 <uri>https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211</uri>
334 <name>lambadalambda</name>
335 <email>lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la</email>
336 <summary>Call me Deacon Blues.</summary>
337 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda"/>
338 <link rel="avatar" type="image/jpeg" media:width="120" media:height="120" href="https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/000/236/original/23211-original-20170416114255.jpeg?1492345317"/>
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340 <poco:preferredUsername>lambadalambda</poco:preferredUsername>
341 <poco:displayName>Constance Variable</poco:displayName>
342 <poco:note>Call me Deacon Blues.</poco:note>
343 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
344 </author>
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347 <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Here's a song by the original anti-idol, Togawa Jun: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s</a></content>
348 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
349 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
350 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://social.heldscal.la/notice/1475727"/>
351 </activity:object>
352 <content type="html" xml:lang="en">Here's a song by the original anti-idol, Togawa Jun: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNI_NK2YY-s</a></content>
353 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
354 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
355 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512485"/>
356 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512485.atom"/>
357 </entry>
358 <entry>
359 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1476047:objectType=Status</id>
360 <published>2017-04-03T07:39:14Z</published>
361 <updated>2017-04-03T07:39:14Z</updated>
362 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
363 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
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365 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@amrrr" class="u-url mention">@<span>amrrr</span></a></span> tumblr/10, but pretty good!</p></content>
366 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/amrrr"/>
367 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
368 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
369 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512350"/>
370 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512350.atom"/>
371 <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1476030:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@amrrr/1476030"/>
372 </entry>
373 <entry>
374 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475949:objectType=Status</id>
375 <published>2017-04-03T07:35:45Z</published>
376 <updated>2017-04-03T07:35:45Z</updated>
377 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
378 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
379 <activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb>
380 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite" class="u-url mention">@<span>Shookaite</span></a></span> Oh, you mean like userstyles?</p></content>
381 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/Shookaite"/>
382 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
383 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
384 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512271"/>
385 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1512271.atom"/>
386 <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475879:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite/1475879"/>
387 </entry>
388 <entry>
389 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475581:objectType=Status</id>
390 <published>2017-04-03T07:20:03Z</published>
391 <updated>2017-04-03T07:20:03Z</updated>
392 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
393 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
394 <activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb>
395 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite" class="u-url mention">@<span>Shookaite</span></a></span> Would be nice if someone helped port Pleroma to Mastodon, that has a theme switcher (click on the cog in the upper right): <a href="https://pleroma.heldscal.la/main/all" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">pleroma.heldscal.la/main/all</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p></content>
396 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/Shookaite"/>
397 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/collection" href="http://activityschema.org/collection/public"/>
398 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
399 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1511987"/>
400 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1511987.atom"/>
401 <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-03:objectId=1475550:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@Shookaite/1475550"/>
402 </entry>
403 <entry>
404 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1457325:objectType=Status</id>
405 <published>2017-04-02T21:57:43Z</published>
406 <updated>2017-04-02T21:57:43Z</updated>
407 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
408 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
409 <activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb>
410 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@rhosyn" class="u-url mention">@<span>rhosyn</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Meaningness" class="u-url mention">@<span>Meaningness</span></a></span> you could take a look at those listed at social.guhnoo.org</p></content>
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412 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://mastodon.social/users/Meaningness"/>
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414 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
415 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1496564"/>
416 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1496564.atom"/>
417 <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1449283:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@rhosyn/1449283"/>
418 </entry>
419 <entry>
420 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1447926:objectType=Status</id>
421 <published>2017-04-02T18:31:52Z</published>
422 <updated>2017-04-02T18:31:52Z</updated>
423 <title>New status by lambadalambda</title>
424 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/note</activity:object-type>
425 <activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb>
426 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p>My main account is <span class="h-card"><a href="https://social.heldscal.la/lambadalambda" class="u-url mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a></span> , btw.</p></content>
427 <link rel="mentioned" ostatus:object-type="http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person" href="https://social.heldscal.la/user/23211"/>
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429 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
430 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1488648"/>
431 <link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1488648.atom"/>
432 </entry>
433 <entry>
434 <id>tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1447878:objectType=Status</id>
435 <published>2017-04-02T18:30:37Z</published>
436 <updated>2017-04-02T18:30:37Z</updated>
437 <title>lambadalambda shared a status by Firstaide@awoo.space</title>
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441 <id>tag:awoo.space,2017-04-02:objectId=135324:objectType=Status</id>
442 <published>2017-04-02T18:29:32Z</published>
443 <updated>2017-04-02T18:29:32Z</updated>
444 <title>New status by Firstaide@awoo.space</title>
445 <author>
446 <id>https://awoo.space/users/Firstaide</id>
447 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/person</activity:object-type>
448 <uri>https://awoo.space/users/Firstaide</uri>
449 <name>Firstaide</name>
450 <email>Firstaide@awoo.space</email>
451 <summary>A smol awoo account, for a smol autistic 💙
452 They/them please!
453 NB/white/ace</summary>
454 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://awoo.space/@Firstaide"/>
455 <link rel="avatar" type="image/png" media:width="120" media:height="120" href="https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/000/023/707/original/95e92639771fd225.png?1492022811"/>
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457 <poco:preferredUsername>Firstaide</poco:preferredUsername>
458 <poco:displayName>Miff🚑✨</poco:displayName>
459 <poco:note>A smol awoo account, for a smol autistic 💙
460 They/them please!
461 NB/white/ace</poco:note>
462 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
463 </author>
464 <activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/comment</activity:object-type>
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466 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a> yeah, I think that's p much the big issue here? <br>When I first heard of Masto, I thought it was just like twitter at first, I had no idea federation was even a thing?, and I actually joined p early on? :-o </p><p>idk I think more stuff needs to be done about federation promotion, but honestly its gotta come from the get go when people get here to make an account I feel :-o</p></content>
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469 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
470 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://awoo.space/users/Firstaide/updates/10904"/>
471 <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:mastodon.social,2017-04-02:objectId=1447682:objectType=Status" href="https://mastodon.social/@lambadalambda/1447682"/>
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473 <content type="html" xml:lang="en"><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention">@<span>lambadalambda</span></a> yeah, I think that's p much the big issue here? <br>When I first heard of Masto, I thought it was just like twitter at first, I had no idea federation was even a thing?, and I actually joined p early on? :-o </p><p>idk I think more stuff needs to be done about federation promotion, but honestly its gotta come from the get go when people get here to make an account I feel :-o</p></content>
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475 <mastodon:scope>public</mastodon:scope>
476 <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://mastodon.social/users/lambadalambda/updates/1488609"/>
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